Artisticly Expressed Egotism

I’ve made two amazing discoveries today. 1) Adobe Photoshop is addictive & 2) I’m highly egotistical. I find myself mesmerized in the pixelated images and the brightly colored designs. As I add and manipulate the graphics - I want to stand atop my desk and scream, “Look at what I did!” I have this strong urge to print the image out and walk over to my parent’s house and affix the masterpiece to her refrigerator with a Campbell’s Soup Chef magnet. We should organize an Art Gallery showing where all the art is displayed on refrigerators. Imagine the pride in the eye’s of those kids as the parent’s point to which stick figure came from whose kid. I think I could get Xian to go, not so much for the art - but because we need more fridge space for Shiner Bock.